WWTSBW?: Awkward Weddings

This is the first and possibly last edition of WWTSBW?, or "What Would The Suggestion Boxer Wear?" In this edition, I will disguss (I kind of don't want to correct that typo...) the appropriate attire to wear to a wedding to which you should not have been invited but were, like that of an ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.

This look says, "I am still in love with you and am planning to say so at the appropriate time during the ceremony." For someone to wear this, there are certain requirements. This person must be a crazy enough to break up a wedding but charming enough to win the hearts of the witnesses so that they can be married immediately after Bride #1 runs away in tears (that's how it's done, people). They must also have the fashion sense of Anna Wintour and the wiles of the Road Runner to make this happen (Fact: Wil E. Coyote had no wiles and the Road Runner had all of them). In other words, I'm totally rooting for this girl because Bride #1 is always a pill and that dress is nuptials-haltingly beautiful. (Tulip Dress by SarahSeven)







This look says, "I'm in a musical ballet or something." That's all.








This look says, "I am so over you and me and my +1 are so hot that we might melt your newlywed eyeballs off of your newlywed face." This is the most common look for exes attending weddings, when you are over someone but still want to make them understand that you are better looking than they are. Wearing a tuxedo or a white gown with a veil and/or tiara is the best way to ruin a wedding with your hotness. It takes guts and you might get slapped. It will be worth it. (Credit: Yutu)